25 Brilliant Responses To Unsolicited Pictures On OnlyFans
Welcome to my curated collection of quick-witted comebacks for those awkward unsolicited pictures on OnlyFans. The ability to respond to an unsolicited picture on OnlyFans cleverly and assertively can be quite empowering.
However, a quick comeback isn’t always easy with that thing staring at you.
That’s why I put together 25 brilliant responses, each uniquely suited to put the sender back in their place. From polite put-offs to humorous jabs, these comebacks will make them wish they had thought twice before hitting send.
So buckle up, and let’s inject some humor into this and flip the situation to our advantage. Enjoy exploring these responses, and remember, you have the right to control (or stop) the conversation.
Best Responses To Unsolicited Dick Pics
- Looks like someone forgot to read the room…and the rules.
- I’ve seen unsolicited pics before, but this…this one is embarrassing.
- I hope that picture came with a receipt because I’d like to return it.
- Wow, it’s not every day you receive a surprise… that you really wish you hadn’t.
- Tip before you snap, my friend.
- Is there a ‘return to sender’ option on here?
- Hmm, a penny for my thoughts? Better yet, how about a tip before your dick pics!
- Unsolicited dick pics are like uninvited guests. They both piss me off!
- So much for ‘a picture is worth a thousand words’. I’m speechless after this one!
- This is an OnlyFans account, not a charity. Tips first, pics later.
- Now that’s a plot twist I didn’t see coming…or wanted to.
- My tip jar is feeling a bit lonely. Maybe give it some love before you hit send?
- I’m more of a ‘show me the money’ rather than a ‘show me your dick’ kind of person.
I wish I could say it’s the thought that counts, but let’s just say I’m not impressed.
- Pro tip: Ask first. It’s not just polite, it’s mandatory.
- Unsolicited doesn’t look good on you. Or anyone, for that matter.
- Surprises are great! But this…let’s call it an exception.
- Remember, I’m not a volunteer here. Tips first, dick pics later.
- And there I was, thinking I’d seen it all…
- Not the kind of fan service I signed up for, but thanks for the…effort?
- Did you skip the tipping step in my ‘how to impress me’ guide?
- This is as awkward for me as it’s about to be for you.
- Suddenly, I’m feeling very appreciative of the ‘block’ feature.
- How about we put the cart after the horse? Tips first, dick pics later.
- Just a friendly reminder: A tip is the best icebreaker! (not your dick).
Offer Dick Ratings
Once you’ve sent your fire comeback, there are a couple of other things you can do that’ll let them get off by sending their dick but also pad your bank account.
If you’re not already doing it, dick ratings are a great way to make extra cash. Once the waist-down shot from the guy has hit your inbox, offer him a dick rating if he’s prepared to pay.
Offering to tell them how much you like their dick should appeal to the narcissist in them, and you’ll be raking in the dough in no time.
You can charge more for audio and video responses.
Plan your rates for this service ahead of time. A fast response will make it feel like a natural reaction.
Check out my other blog, 50 Sizzling Captions For OnlyFans Photos – Guaranteed To Captivate!
Charge For Sexting
You can take it a step further and charge for sexting.
Every guy that sends a dick pic thinks his dick is the one that will have you dripping wet, so play on that. Offer to start a sexting session with them!
It’s up to you how you set your rates and what you include in your sexting. Some creators will charge by the minute, others by how many and the types of messages sent. Either way, you can turn the unsolicited dick pic to your advantage and make even more money for your time.
If you want to offer these services, you should eventually create a menu of your dick rating and sexting prices.
This Is Your Space
Always remember, this is your platform and your space. Consent, respect, and mutual comfort are paramount.
Whether and how you respond to an unsolicited picture on OnlyFans is up to you.
While these tips are aimed at turning unexpected and perhaps unwanted interactions into fun and profitable ones, never feel compelled to engage in any activity that makes you uncomfortable. Your safety, peace, and happiness are priceless.
Respond To An Unsolicited Picture How Only You Can
You can respond to messages with penises however you like. Guys will always send their dicks, but you can make bank off them or give yourself a giggle if that’s what you want.
The control is with you, but remember, we’re all here to make money. Block anyone who sends you messages if it’s obvious they’re cheap and aren’t going to pay you or if they make you uncomfortable. However, do all you can to get him to empty his wallet.
How do you respond to unsolicited dick pics? Give me your best responses in the comments!
